In my next life I want to live backwards
You start out dead and get that out of the way
Then you wake up in an old people's home
Feeling better every day
You get kicked out for being too healthy
Go collect your pension, and then when..
You start work, you get a gold watch
And a party on your first day
You work for 40 years until you're young
Enough to enjoy your retirement
You party, drink alcohol, and are
generally promiscuous, then you..
are ready for high school
You than go to primary school
You become a kid and you play
You have no resposibilities
You become a baby until you are born
Then you spend your last 9 months floating
In luxurious spa like conditions
With central heating
And room service on top
Larger quarters every day, and then...
Viola!
You finish off as an orgasm!
(Woody Allen)
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