A HISTORY CLASS IN AN AMERICAN HIGH SCHOOL

This happens during a history class in an American high school in Washington DC.
As the class starts, the teacher says: “Now we are going to do a lesson on American history. I am going to start with a small quiz, and I like you to raise your hand whenever you have the answer to my question”

Everyone is serious and listening.
Teacher: ”Who said: Freedom or death?”
Everyone is silent.

After a while, one kid raises his hand. He is a new student from Japan named Suzuki.
Suzuki: “Patrick Henry, 1775, in Philadelphia.”

Teacher: “Very good Suzuki. Now, who said: The nation is its people and such can never die?”
Everyone is silence again. Then Suzuki again raises hand.
Suzuki: “Abraham Lincoln,1863, in Washington.”
Teacher: “Very good again Suzuki.”

The teacher looks around at her students and says: “Shame on you all. Suzuki is Japanese and he knows American history better than you!”
Every body is silent.

Then there is a voice from the back of the class: “Go f*ck yourselves, sh*tty Japanese!”
The teacher yells: “Who said that!!!”
Suzuki raises his hand and said: “General McArthur, 1942, Bataan, Phillipine.”
The class is in silence.



Then a silent voice again comes from the back of the class: “Suck my c*ck!!!”
The teacher is furious: “I have enough of this! Who said that!!”
Suzuki: “Bill Clinton to Monica Levinsky, 1997, in Oval Office, Washington.”



Another voice yells: “Suzuki is sh*t!!”
Suzuki: “Racer Valentino Rossi, 2002, at the Brazil Motor Grand-Prix, in Rio de Janeiro.”
The class goes wild, the teacher is bewildered, and she starts crying.

And, in walk the School Principal.
Principal: “What the hell is going on?! I am going to quit!!”
Suzuki: “Sri Mulyani, Minister of Finance Indonesia, 2010, when the KPK auditors were at her office”