A HISTORY CLASS IN AN AMERICAN HIGH SCHOOL

This happens during a history class in an American high school in Washington DC.
As the class starts, the teacher says: “Now we are going to do a lesson on American history. I am going to start with a small quiz, and I like you to raise your hand whenever you have the answer to my question”

Everyone is serious and listening.
Teacher: ”Who said: Freedom or death?”
Everyone is silent.

After a while, one kid raises his hand. He is a new student from Japan named Suzuki.
Suzuki: “Patrick Henry, 1775, in Philadelphia.”

Teacher: “Very good Suzuki. Now, who said: The nation is its people and such can never die?”
Everyone is silence again. Then Suzuki again raises hand.
Suzuki: “Abraham Lincoln,1863, in Washington.”
Teacher: “Very good again Suzuki.”

The teacher looks around at her students and says: “Shame on you all. Suzuki is Japanese and he knows American history better than you!”
Every body is silent.

Then there is a voice from the back of the class: “Go f*ck yourselves, sh*tty Japanese!”
The teacher yells: “Who said that!!!”
Suzuki raises his hand and said: “General McArthur, 1942, Bataan, Phillipine.”
The class is in silence.



Then a silent voice again comes from the back of the class: “Suck my c*ck!!!”
The teacher is furious: “I have enough of this! Who said that!!”
Suzuki: “Bill Clinton to Monica Levinsky, 1997, in Oval Office, Washington.”



Another voice yells: “Suzuki is sh*t!!”
Suzuki: “Racer Valentino Rossi, 2002, at the Brazil Motor Grand-Prix, in Rio de Janeiro.”
The class goes wild, the teacher is bewildered, and she starts crying.

And, in walk the School Principal.
Principal: “What the hell is going on?! I am going to quit!!”
Suzuki: “Sri Mulyani, Minister of Finance Indonesia, 2010, when the KPK auditors were at her office”

MY NEXT LIVE....

In my next life I want to live backwards
You start out dead and get that out of the way

Then you wake up in an old people's home
Feeling better every day

You get kicked out for being too healthy
Go collect your pension, and then when..

You start work, you get a gold watch
And a party on your first day

You work for 40 years until you're young
Enough to enjoy your retirement

You party, drink alcohol, and are
generally promiscuous, then you..
are ready for high school

You than go to primary school
You become a kid and you play
You have no resposibilities

You become a baby until you are born
Then you spend your last 9 months floating
In luxurious spa like conditions

With central heating
And room service on top
Larger quarters every day, and then...

Viola!
You finish off as an orgasm!


(Woody Allen)

FLOWERS ARE BEAUTIFUL, BUT....

People always relate flowers with kindness and love. Putting flowers in a vase is really beautiful….

In fact, this really is a symbol for HUMAN BRUTALITY.

A flower is basically a sex organ (that is why beautiful!). It is more or less like cutting a young girl breasts and put them on display in a vase…

It is HORRIBLE and BRUTAL...

Flowers are basically a sex organ for the plant. That is why flowers are usually beautiful.

Sex organs are always beautiful! They have to be attractive to serve as an attraction to the opposite sex (in case of flowers, to insects which help them to reproduce).

If human beings are not at the top in the world order (there is another species which is more superior to human), then our (beautiful) sex organs may become beautiful decorations in a vase (like flowers do)....